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Thursday, 6 November 2014

Inspire to All

सुविचार ,

आप दो लोग चुनिए एक अच्छा और एक बुरा 
अगर आप अच्छे इंसान के पीछे जायेगे तो ,
आपको मिलेगा सुःख , शांति , प्रेम , सन्तोस  .....

और 

 अगर आप बुरे इंसान के पीछे जाते हैं तो ,
आपको मिलेगा दुःख और अशान्ति 
तो आप चुनिए किसके पीछे जाना हैं। 
                               
                                                                    


इन्शान का श्वभाब होता हैं ,
वो बुराई की तरफ आकर्शित होता हैं।
इसलिए वो बुराई का साथ देता है 
अच्छाई को भुला देता हैं  
महाभारत उसी का नतीजा हैं



अगर आप किसी बुरे इन्सान को ,
सुधारना चाहते तो उसके साथ नहीं ,
उसके खिलाफ होजाइये 
अगर आप उसका साथ दे रहे है ,
या कुछ नहीं करके उसको सेहन करते है  
तो समझ जाइए की आप भी बुराई में 
बदल रहे हैं  

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Monday, 29 September 2014

A Teenage Boy Takes a Quadriplegic Girl

A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car. He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go. So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her. Under the tree, she shows him two branches that can prop her up and he has his way with her. When they finish, he dresses himself and her, puts back into her chair, wheels her to the front door, and knocks. When her father sees the young man, he thanks him. The boy feels very uncomfortable because of what he just did to the man's daughter and asks, "Why are you thanking me?" "Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."
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Young Man and Woman got married

A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at the top of their closet. Curious as he was, the wife told him to never to look in it no matter what the circumstances. Over the years, he saw that metal box in the closet, but never peered into it for the sake of his wife. One day, though, the wife had a stroke and was rushed to the hospital. As the husband sat grieving at home, he thought of the box, snatched it up, and sped to the hospital where his wife remained with her death coming soon. The husband bolted to her hospital room and pleaded and begged her to allow him to open the box by her side. "Well" she said, "I suppose now would be the right time." The husband unlatched the hook and peered inside. On one side sat two crocheted dolls, and on the other, to his surprise, sat one million dollars! "Honey, before we got married, my mother gave me this box and told me that whenever I got mad at you, I should go to the bedroom and crotchet a doll," said the wife. The husband was thrilled and thankful. He absolutely couldn't believe his wife had only been mad at him two times! "That is amazing!" said the husband to his wife. "Honey, I'm grateful beyond belief you've only been mad at me twice, but how on this earth did you manage to get one million dollars?" "Oh, honey" said the wife, "That's the money I got from selling the dolls."
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Man goes to a strip club with an alligator

A man goes to a strip club with an alligator. He says, "I bet you that I can put my dick into this alligator's mouth for 1 minute, and when I take it out, it will not be damaged. If I succeed, all of you will buy me drinks. If I fail, I will buy all of you drinks." The other men agree and he puts his dick into the alligator's mouth for 1 minute. After 1 minute, he hits the alligator on the head with a beer bottle, and he opens his mouth. To everyone's surprise, his dick is unharmed. "Now, before you buy me drinks, does anybody else want to try?" After a while, someone in the back finally raises their hand. It's a woman. "I guess I can try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle."
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Husband and Wife

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."





Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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Sunday, 28 September 2014

Inspirational SMS - चाणक्य नीति

संसार में सबसे मजबूत बंधन प्रेम का
होता है । भौरा जो लकड़ी को छेदने में
निपुण होता है लेकिन कमल फूल की
पंखुड़ी को छेदना पसंद नहीं करता ,
चाहे उसकी जान चली जाये । 
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A mom of an eight year old boy

A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"

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Teacher and Student

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"




Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"




The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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Every ten years


Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.” Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.” It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.” “I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”

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Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Inspirational SMS - चाणक्य नीति

सुखी जीवन का सबसे बड़ा गुरुमंत्र यही है कि 
हमें कभी भी अपनी राज की बातें किसी को नहीं 
बतानी चाहिए। जो लोग ऐसा करते हैं उन्हें 
भयंकर कष्ट झेलने पड़ते हैं। 
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Thursday, 15 May 2014

Thought of the Day

प्रश्न -सब कुछ खो देने से 
भी बुरा क्या है ?
उत्तर - वह उम्मीद खो देना 
जिसके भरोसे आप सब 
कुछ वापस पा सकते हैं। 



अगर आप किसी को धोखा देने में 
    कामयाब हो जाते है ,
तो ये मत सोचिये कि वो कितना 
       बेवकूफ है,
बल्कि ये सोचिये कि उसे आप पर 
     कितना विश्वास है। 



संघर्ष में आदमी अकेला 
    होता है। .. 
सफलता  में  दुनिया  उसके
    साथ   साथ  होती  है..
जब  जब  जग  उस  पर  हँसता  है …
     तब  तब  उस  ने  इतिहास
                 रचा  है ....   

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Thought of the Day

कोई व्यक्ति कितना ही महान क्यों न हो ,
    आँखे मूंदकर उसके पीछे न चलिए।
     यदि ईश्वर की ऐसी ही मंशा होती ,
              तो वह हर प्राणी को
आँख ,नाक ,कान ,मुँह ,मस्तिष्क क्यों देते ?



इंसान कहता है अगर पैसा हो
                         तो मैं कुछ कर के दिखाऊ ;
और पैसा कहता है  कि। ..............
                         तू कुछ कर के दिखा तो मैं आऊ।



आजकल  "रिश्ते "
               रोटी जैसे हो गए
जरा सी भी आँच
               बढ़ाओ तुरंत जलकर
खाक हो जाते है…….!!



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Saturday, 10 May 2014

Thought of the Day

मुझको क्या  हक है कि
किसी को मतलबी कहूँ ,
मैं तो खुद अपने भगवान
को मुसीबतों में याद करता हूँ।



I Am Happy To Be Me.
I May Not Be Perfect
But I Am Honest, Loving,
And Happy. I Don't
Try To Be What I Am
Not And I Don't Try
To Impress Anyone.
         I Am Me.
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Monday, 5 May 2014

Winter SMS & Message

Arz kiya hai saari raat guzar jaati hai
bas isi kasmakash mein ki..
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Ye saali razayi mein
hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai..!!

       Happy Winter
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Winter SMS & Message

Do u know
sab kahete hai har mard ke peeche ek aurat ka haat hota hai,
par wo yeh nahi jante ki har ladki jo agge ja ke ek aurat aur maa banagi uske peeche ek mard ka haat hota hai.
----------------Happy winter-----------------
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Winter SMS & Message

Thand ka zamana hai,
SMS karke aapko satana hai,
Mousam bhi diwana hai,
2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do,
kya balance bacha k
"Naya swetar" lana h.
"-----Happy Winter-----"
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Winter SMS & Message

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha.
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Stupid!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le.
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

"Happy Winter"
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Inspirational SMS

Luck is like sand in hands.
It will sneak out through fingers,
no mater gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hands in the praying posture can save it.
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Inspirational Message

Those Who Appear
In Your Life
Whether To Help Or
To Harm You Are
All Given By GOD
Meet All Of Them With
A Peaceful Heart But
With A Warrior’s Spirit
You’ll Fail Many Times
But
In Failing You’ll Learn
And In Learning You’ll
Find Your Way.
Remember There Are
No Mistakes In Life
Only Lessons &
Lessons Will Keep
Repeating Themselves On
Until Learned........
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Inspirational Message

A 10 Years Old Boy Went
To An Ice-cream Shop
& Asked How Much A
Cone Costs ???
Waiter Said Rs: 15 Rs
The Boy Started
Counting How Much He
Had In His Wallet …
Then He Asked
How Much A Small Cup
Cost?
Waiter Said: 12 Rs
The Boy Asked For A
Small Cup , He Had It
And Paid The Bill & Left
When The Waiter Came
To Pick The Empty Cup ,
He Was Touched. The Boy
Had Left 3 Rs Coins As
Tip For Him …
… Moral …
Try Giving
Something To Everyone
Out Of Whatever Little
You Have …
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Inspirational Message

It is better to cry than to be angry,
because anger hurts others while
tears flow silently threw the soul and
cleanses the heart..
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Inspirational Message

Smooth roads never make good drivers..
Smooth sea never make good sailors..
Clear skies never make good pilots..
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person..
Have a tough, but winning day ahead….
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life..
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Sunday, 13 April 2014

Dosto Ke Liye Yeh Dosti Ki Saugat

दोस्तों के लिए ये दोस्ती की सौगात होगी ,
नये लोग होगे नई बात होगी हम हर हाल में मुस्कुराते रहेंगे ,
अगर तुम्हारी दोस्ती हमारे साथ होगी। .
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सूरज की रोशनी

सूरज रोशनी कर आया ,
और चिड़यों ने गाना गाया ,
फूलों ने हँस हँस कर बोला ,
मुबारक  हो तुम्हारा जनम दिन आया ! 
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Saturday, 12 April 2014

Funny Video


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Sunday, 6 April 2014

Never Think That You are Alone

Never Think That You are Alone
There are two shadows who are following you,
Failure & Success.
Now it up to you to decide
which one is going to be your friend...... 
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May God Send His Love,
Like Sunshine In His Warm,
And Gentle Way To Fill Every Corner Of Your Heart
And Filled Your Life With A Lot Of Happiness And Enjoy
Happy New Year 
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A 4 = आपको  को
B 4 = बहुत बहुत
C 4 = चोरी चोरी
D 4 =  दिल से
E 4 = एक बार
F 4 = फेस 2 फेस
G 4 = गले मिल कर
आपको को कहना चाहते है
" Happy Birthday
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Inspirational Message

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others,
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to hurt someone who loves you,
Difficult is to heal the wound
Easy is to set rules,
Difficult is to follow them
Easy is to dream every night,
Difficult is to fight for a dream
Easy is to say we love,
Difficult is to show it every day
Easy is to make mistakes,
Difficult is to learn from them…
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दोस्तों मौत से डरता कोन है
प्यार हो जाता है डरता कोन है
तुम जेसे दोस्त पर तो दुनिया कुर्बान है ,
और तुम पूछते हो की हम पर मरता क्यों है।
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Likhne Bethe they Tareef-e-Naam-e-MUHAMAD
Alfaz Khatam Ho Gaye Tareef Shuru Hone Se Pehle…...…
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Kaas Yeh Sapna Bhi Pura Ho Jaye
Hum Bhi Kisike Sapno Me Aa Jaye
Ho Hamara Bhi Jikra Unke Labo Par
Hum Bhi Unke Dil Me Bas Jaye mera naam 
Yado me Na Dhundho hume,
Dil me hum bus jayenge.! 
Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
to 'ON' Karo Mobile Hum
'IN BOX' ME Hi Mil jayege. 
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20 sal baad bacha

20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa
Santa singh ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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Saturday, 5 April 2014

Funny Message

Jab apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho 
aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to 
ap kaha malna pasand krnge?
A: Bed ke kone pr
B: sofa pr
C: Kisi dewar pr
D: ya uski ball bnayenge...

Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain. 
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Best Msg for all Times.

Best. Msg for all Times.

Love is a Very Expensive gift So

 Don't Expect it from everybody,
Because all are not Rich by Heart......

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Hitler: "There's no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!

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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
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sardar

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru appeared & said,
"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le!"
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Sardarji

Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hu.
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C 'on' kar leta hu.
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Sardar And Doctor

Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he.
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: Aisa kab hota he?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
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